Disclaimer

Taintillow™ is humorous fiction. There is no Institute for Perineal Wellness. There is no Journal of Perineal Health. There is no clinical study. “Clinically Tested,” “94%,” DryCore™, and Perineal Pressure Mapping™ are parody. This is not a medical device and not medical advice.

Nothing on this page is for sale. If merch exists later, it is novelty merch only, sold in a separate shop, and it is not a wellness product.